Amazon Trolls – I R Wun

I just had a real laugh. I’ve been patiently waiting for the amazon trolls to find my young adults fantasy “Globular Van der Graff’s Goblin Tales for Adults” on One finally obliged a few hours ago.
If you publish anything on Amazon, eventually it will be found by people known to all writers who publish their work using Amazon as amazon trolls.
These individuals lurk in the shadows hiding beneath the all-encompassing Amazon umbrella, waiting to pounce on the unsuspecting writer. Without exception they show themselves to be nothing more than complete idiots. This particular one can’t even spell.
Here is that latest amazon troll attack on one of my own books verbatim. Note the spelling and punctuation errors:
2.0 out of 5 stars
To childish
The story dosent really pull the reader in. The writing is ment for a very young reader. The story line is rather boring.
Published 1 day ago by Belize
Whoever Belize may be, he/she really needs to learn how to spell – ment?
Hopefully, one day someone within Amazon will finally wake up to these idiots and remove them. Note I do say hopefully. Unfortunately so long as Amazon continues to be run by nothing more than a computer algorithm, I can’t see it happening anytime soon.

6 thoughts on “Amazon Trolls – I R Wun

  1. Trolls and goblins have never gotten along terribly well. They have always seen each other as competition. Your goblin centric writing was bound to come under fire from the bridge dwellers sooner or later.Just be glad that Orcs don't read much.


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