The next episode from the lovely Lucy 😉
Now, as much as I would dearly love to see The Master’s Wife put firmly in her place by Headmistress, I fear she may be put there rather too firmly and even the students do not routinely brawl in College grounds. Something must be done.
The atmosphere is but butter to a knife as the stand-off between Head Porter’s admirers intensifies. The Master’s Wife dabs daintily at her bloodied nose with one of the sheer scarves that could laughingly be called her outfit. I am an open-minded woman but even I cannot accept that two scarves suffice as attire for a public event. She was pushing it at three, quite frankly.
“You stupid woman,” wails The Master’s Wife “Have you any idea how much this nose cost?!”
“Listen, I think we all need to calm down a bit,” I say, stepping between the bellicose pair. The Dean leans over to…
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