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Month: July 2016
There’s No Getting Away From It…
…it was the right story at the right time. Read the first chapter! You never know, you may actually learn something about why it became an Indie success story back in 2012-13, exceeding 250,000 sales.
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If you have actually been reading my posts, and not merely clicking ‘Like’, or ignoring them altogether as so many do these days, you will know I’ve been busy re-jigging my 2012 best selling short novel (61,954 words) Race against Time (formerly – The Seventh Age), a tale involving a race against time itself, with a science fiction slant. While I’m reading it through once again looking for any errors I missed during the re-write, prior to republishing it on Amazon, here is the first chapter.
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Chapter One
In the beginning was darkness
It was the time of the summer solstice celebrations at Stonehenge on the plains of Wiltshire. Each year the mixture of revellers hardly changed. First timers were standing alongside the old hands, all waiting to experience the magic of watching the sunrise in that special place. This year, Nick Palmer, aged twenty nine, an unemployed lecturer with a doctorate in theoretical archaeology, now had some free time on his hands and decided to join in. He had lost his latest post due to his former tutor Professor Joseph Randle seeing to it that he got fired for his highly unorthodox views on ancient sites and ancient peoples.
Nick’s piercing blue eyes looked out on the world from his weather beaten craggy face. At just under six foot tall, his wiry build belied an inner physical strength that had developed from his sometime hobby of free climbing on the craggy cliff faces in the more remote parts of inland Wales. Topping off his frame, his head was crowned with thick untidy auburn hair that hung over his forehead. He had arrived in the early evening yesterday, and had pitched his tent among the myriad of others already set up. Once done, he headed off to Salisbury for a pint of best bitter at the first pub he found in the beautiful old cathedral city. Now nursing an alcohol induced pounding headache and a tongue seemingly covered in fur, he stood with the throng in the predawn gloom to witness the first rays of sunlight illuminate the alter stone at Stonehenge’s centre.
A group of three new age hippies stood off to one side of the main crowd. To Nick’s alert eyes they were obviously not mainstream participants. Something about their furtive discussion encouraged his natural curiosity and made him edge over to where they stood; close, but not close enough to make them aware of his eavesdropping. As the minutes ticked by and the excitement grew among the hundreds of participants, Nick listened to the hushed conversation between the three hippies.
Milo rolled himself a massive joint, lit it, inhaled the heady herb smoke, and passed it along to Rebo, who took a long drag before passing it to the third member of the group Sunflower. “Are you sure about your facts man?” Sunflower asked as he exhaled the spent cannabis smoke, creating a series of inwardly spiralling smoky halo’s in the still air of the early morning.
Rebo took back the toke and inhaled before replying to Sunflower’s question. “Sure I’m sure man, wait and see,” he said, wheezing his reply through clenched teeth, trying to keep the intoxicating smoke in his mouth and lungs for as long as possible.
Milo looked toward the east for the first sign of predawn light before the sun appeared above the horizon. “If it does happen like you say Rebo, man it will blow people’s minds,” Milo muttered quietly as he kept his eyes glued to the horizon. Nick shook his head, bemused by the seemingly nonsensical conversation as he moved closer to the main body of the crowd, as eager as everyone else to celebrate the solstice.
The appointed time of sunrise came and went. The seconds slowly ticked by. A murmur of anticipation in the crowd grew in intensity. Somewhere in the gloom, a reveller was slowly banging a drum accompanying a group who were chanting their welcome to the sun. What the hell was going on? Where was the sun? Nick looked back to where Milo, Sunflower and Rebo stood. Rebo’s face broke out in a look of cannabis fogged triumph. Milo was blearily staring eastward. “Wow man, it’s just like you said!” Sunflower just stood in stunned silence, mouth open. Fully fifty seconds after sunrise should have begun; the sun finally appeared on the distant horizon. To the vast majority of the solstice witnesses, the delay went unnoticed, unappreciated. But not by Nick, who like Sunflower, briefly stood dumbstruck, nor Ithis who watched unobserved, from where she was morphed into the side of one of the largest standing stones that made up the outer ring of the ancient henge. Somehow time had slowed, but why? She knew and was greatly concerned.
Rebo turned to Milo. “See man, the guy was right. What he said on his blog has just happened. Time is slowing down man – crazy or what?”
Nick looked across to where Rebo, Milo and Sunflower were now dancing a cannabis assisted jig. “What blog?” Nick directed his question at Rebo. “What blog?” he repeated; this time grabbing Rebo’s arm to get his attention.
Rebo stopped dancing; turning to see who it was that had interrupted his triumphant dance before answering. “Time Reversed, the blog is called time reversed. The dude that runs it has been saying for months, that as the planets get closer to alignment in 2012, just like the Mayans predicted on their clock man, the full alignment will be pointed directly at the centre of our galaxy, time will gradually slow. It may even stop man!”
Nick wandered slowly back to his tent, deep in thought. Once inside he closed the flaps and offered a silent “Yes!” to the heavens. After all those years of being vilified by academia over what his former tutor, Professor Joseph Randle had termed “complete and utter unmitigated nonsense, not worthy of one of his worst undergraduate students,” his theory had finally been proven true.
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Nick’s doctoral thesis – ‘Early Sumeria and its influence on Middle Eastern culture today,’ had earned him a distinguished first, gaining him unprecedented access to the major digs in Iraq and others equally as important, spread across the near east from Egypt to Saudi Arabia and on into Jordan, Syria and Lebanon. In those early days he was Randle’s star graduate student who could do no wrong, and had a promising academic career ahead of him. After gaining his doctorate he had done his post-doctoral work largely in the dusty and almost airless labyrinth of rooms containing thousands of artefacts, consisting mainly of broken pieces of clay tablets adorned with the strange birdlike cuneiform written language of the time; echoes from the Sumerian culture’s distant past, now buried deep inside the British Museum. From time to time, he took the odd trip back to Iraq and the ancient Sumerian ruins to confirm his emerging theory. While he kept his findings to himself, everything was fine. But, when Randle had insisted it was time for his protégé to present a paper at the annual University of East Anglia archaeology departmental conference, the academic equivalent of shit hitting the fan occurred, big time. In the rigid world of academia, to survive you tow the party line; you conform. But Nick was never one to roll over to have his belly scratched by his elders and betters. Literally from the second he opened his mouth to announce the title of his paper, Randle’s neck turned purple. The senior lecturers rose en masse, and hurriedly left the conference room quickly followed by their undergraduates and post-doctoral researchers.
From that fateful day, Randle made it his personal mission in life to destroy Nick’s academic credibility and career. To be associated with this foolish rebel put paid to his own personal ambition of a knighthood for services rendered in the field of archaeology. If he had been able to demand that Nick return his doctorate, or that the university somehow declare his brilliant doctoral thesis now unfit for purpose, based on this abhorrent almost heretical paper, he would have. The offending paper had deliberately been entitled ‘The seventh age – when time stops.’ In a way Randle had done him a huge favour. Nick was now free to pursue his worldwide search for clues to support his theory of time slowing to a standstill, unfettered by academic constraints. Word had quickly spread about Nick’s obsession, thanks to a few rogue journalists who liked nothing better than printing sensationalist articles about the hallowed halls of stuffy mainstream British academia.
The University of East Anglia hardly needed yet another witch-hunt. It had only recently extracted itself with a large amount of egg on its public face. Controversially, a previous academic storm concerning leaked internal emails, from one of its lauded departments, which had been reported worldwide, had the university hierarchy in a panicked spin, desperate to regain control.
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To make money to finance his painstaking research, Nick wrote articles about his theory on time for fringe publications worldwide. He delivered popular lectures to new age believers everywhere. He also appeared on endless late night chat shows both here in the UK as well as across the United States of America via satellite, where conspiracy theorists dwell in their thousands, hungry for a new subject that dares to speak of cataclysm, and which challenges conventional thinking in the largely cynical and dusty academic world. All of which convinced Ithis that he was the right man for what lay ahead.
The idea of time possibly slowing to a standstill had gradually dawned on him through his research into ancient Sumeria. Plus, from reading all of the available literature on other ancient cultures that sprang up across the world during the same time period, and on into the early centuries of the first millennia AD, through to the mid sixteen hundreds in Central and South America. It wasn’t so much what the various academic papers actually said about these cultures, but what they didn’t say, or blatantly dismissed as folklore, that sharpened his curiosity. Buried inside the endless forgotten reports from the countless digs done in the mid to late nineteenth century, through to the early part of the twentieth century, and the corresponding artefacts excavated and immediately discarded as not fitting into the given timeline for the dig in question, from time to time he came across derisory comments made by the various paper’s academic authors on the local people’s firmly held beliefs. Quite frankly he considered that the authors in question should have known better, especially concerning the sites which they had largely dismissed out of hand, classifying them as nothing more than myth or fairy tales.
Slowly over many months he built up a dossier of these local legends, beliefs and so called myths. The thing that really stood out for him was the recurring conviction and belief of the ancients that time was not a permanent fixture in the cosmos. Indeed, according to them, it was anything but permanent and something entirely different to the relatively modern concept of time being a means of dividing our existence into millennia, centuries, years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes and seconds. Somehow, despite the widely held belief of learned physicists that everything started with a big bang, what he was reading also countered that theory. In fact what the ancients related in their writings was that time was a wholly unnatural construct, created eons ago by persons long forgotten, in order to impose control and discipline to what they deemed to be the chaos of daily life. Nick would gradually come to the realization, over the many months of his research, that his belief that time was actually counting down to something catastrophic, was true after all.
What finally convinced him that there was something in all of this was when he began seriously researching all the material currently available on the controversial Mayan Clock phenomena, and its firm conclusion that everything would somehow end on December 21st, 2012. Would that state of chaos return, or would the natural order of things prevail? Was there a ‘key’ to time? At the back of his mind, he remembered reading something very similar in the translations of several of the ancient Sumerian cuneiform tablets housed in the British Museum, once again discarded as pure fantasy by his fellow researchers, written thousands of years before the Maya and Inca empires came to prominence, together with some of the more obscure Egyptian papyri on the subject also held there. On one specific Sumerian tablet there was reference to a planetary alignment in the future where our solar system would be acting like a pointer to the very centre of the Milky Way galaxy, marking the end of something – but what it was at the time remained unclear. As he dug further into all the information available from across the world, he began to find seemingly unrelated and tantalizingly vague clues, pointing to a device of some kind that had been placed on this planet thousands of years in the past. Who had been responsible for placing it, as well as its whereabouts and function escaped him for the moment.
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So, you’ve had a taste of my best seller from back in 2012. If you want to read more of it here on my blog don’t be shy, ask me…
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A few thoughts from a grumpy old writer…
Sound thinking 😉
I sometimes get the impression that the e-publishing revolution has led to people with a bit of knowledge (enough to be dangerous) offering guidance to people with none.
The thing is that writing, like any profession, is a practised skill that is also as difficult and time-consuming to obtain as becoming a concert pianist. There are no short-cuts. And like all such skills, there are points where people on the learning curve get the illusion that they know how to do it.
The fact is that we are all apprentices, but experience does count – and despite the apparent ground-shift in the field of late, the principles that always applied in the days of print journalism and of agents and publisher-gatekeepers still apply.
That experience, and the skills therein, hold authors in good stead. Having total control of your own words – which comes with about 10,000 hours of practise…
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How to flood a road
Read it, don’t just like it!!!
I used to copy edit for a magazine whose editorial standards—I’m trying to be diplomatic here, and that’s never easy—were less than stratospherically high. (This doesn’t sound like it’s about floods, but we’ll get there. Stay with me.) Editing for them was hack-and-slash work whose goal was to create something marginally coherent. I’d clear out the irrelevancies, bolt in a few bits of basic grammar, then run like hell before the whole structure fell in.
One day, because it was grammatically correct, I zipped past a sentence that said, “Water here has no choice but to run downhill.” I’d gone three sentences further on before I ground to a halt and thought: Wait a minute. What does water do someplace else? Stop and ask directions?
I deleted it and I’ve gotten more than my share of laughs from it over the years.
Irrelevant photo: thrift growing on the cliffs.
Imagine…
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Writing To Forget
Another cracker of a poem 😉
Writing To Forget
The beautiful woman
sat at the empty bar
lost in deep thought.
Why was she there
trying to remember
or drinking to forget
I recognize her sadness
It plagues my dark eyes
causing deepest thoughts
as I quietly pen my words.
Am I trying to remember
or am I writing to forget
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Seventh Age Update
The rewrite progresses satisfactorily. As I write this I’m at the beginning of Chapter Sixteen where the main human character, the archaeologist Dr Nick Palmer, finally sets eyes on the crypto-terrestrial Ithis, the heroine of the story, for the first time.
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At barely five feet tall, her slender androgynous body was covered in a pale silver parchment like skin, delicately marked with thin veins, and tiny nodules, enabling her to blend in chameleon like into whatever background she chose, to hide away from prying eyes. With no genitalia immediately apparent to the eye, only her trim waist accentuating her gently curving hips and buttocks, together with her slender arms, legs and small delicate hands and feet suggested gender. She reminded him of a beautiful living statue. Her normal sized head with its well defined, yet slim jaw line appeared larger, because of her delicate neck and small frame. Her high forehead and small ears accentuated her almond shaped, hauntingly beautiful, aquamarine eyes with their large pale emerald green pupils that changed colour with her mood and emotional state. Her slight nose with its delicate nostrils, and the narrow sensuous lips of her mouth completed the perfect vision standing, gently smiling up at him with all the tender love she felt for him showing in her eyes, as those mesmerizing pupils deepened their hue. Nick’s heart raced. In all of his life he had never imagined that anyone could be so beautiful. He felt his pulse quicken as he blushed and turned away. The feelings Ithis generated within him were nothing like the comfortable love he felt for Sophie, or the hormone enraged lust he had felt for Hector’s dazzlingly beautiful sister, Inez. This was so much more than that. He knew that finally he had found the one being he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. Ithis’ smiled as she tenderly entered his mind to kiss his soul, releasing an all-consuming wave of exquisite love within him. Keeping physically apart from each other would be doubly difficult now that she had finally revealed herself.
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That was where I started yesterday. Today Chapter Twenty-Two beckons…
PS – Just finished the re-write.
More later
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Spam–What Spam?
Tongue in cheek. Or should that be Spam? 😉
The hero
Galloped away
In these nightmares
Where was Wadlow?
Who was Wadlow?
Horizon’s clouds distracted
From overhead cloudbursts
Hurry up–make choices
Spam, Vienna sausages?
Nice website–easy to follow
China import sourcing
Animal porn?–surely you jest
Good article–very useful
Untapped free entertainment
From Sir-Who-Gets-Spammed-a-Lot
Let’s Talk About Book Reviewers, For A Change
Everyone likes five star reviews. But when it comes to the inevitable, often nasty, one star variety, how do you feel?
A rewrite is underway
When I wrote and published The Seventh Age back in 2012, my thinking at the time was to get it out as quickly as possible before the winter solstice in that year, mistakes and all. Why? To appeal to those who firmly believed the Mayan calendar predictions that the world would end on December 21st of that year. Obviously it didn’t happen, but the book enjoyed a lot of success, selling in excess of a quarter of a million copies.
Now, having finally got round to re-reading it four years on, its time to produce a second edition, correcting the spelling errors as well as adding the few words missing throughout the story, principally to get the damned grammar nazis and assorted idiots off my back! Let’s face it, by not editing I gave them what they wanted. Unless they can tear a book apart, they’re not happy. And yet what really galls them to this day is that a book written by an Indie author became an overnight best seller despite the editing errors and their worst efforts.
So, this morning I’ve already begun while the rest of the world was still asleep. I’ll keep you updated with its progress. Meantime here is a direct quote from the original regarding the love affair between the two main characters Ithis, a crypto terrestrial and the archaeologist, Dr Nick Palmer at a critical juncture in the story:
My heroine Ithis
‘From now on at night while he slept, Ithis entered his mind tenderly making gentle love to his soul, taking him beyond the normal wonderful sensations of lovemaking, ever mindful that she must not make actual physical contact – at least not just yet…’
PS – will it have a new cover? I have no plans to replace the original as it shows what the book is all about – time.
More later
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Where to find the worst films and TV programmes in the UK at the moment!
That’s right, its Amazon Prime UK!
Like millions of others I pay an exorbitant subscription of £79 p.a. to watch any film or television series I choose on Prime, preferring it to terrestrial TV which is nothing but repeats.
The trouble is that the vast majority of what is currently on offer is complete rubbish, geared to the US! For instance, just try finding classic war films like The Battle of Britain or The Battle of the Bulge. I can’t even hire them as Amazon don’t have either of them readily available, and yet they had A Bridge Too Far and The Longest Day! How’s that for inconsistency?
When it comes to some of my favourite films like the Alien franchise, you can’t watch them on Prime either. Why? Because Amazon only offer them for sale or hire, which defeats the whole purpose of my paying the annual subscription in the first place . I’m damned if I’m going to pay even more!
While you are at liberty to watch any amount of American Prime Time television series, suitable for the mentally challenged, along with Hollywood’s ‘D’ grade movies, when it comes to quality UK made films and television series – forget it! Why is that I wonder Amazon UK?
Bah Humbug!!!
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