The sun was shining and the winds were light. Barney sat looking out the window at the world outside. In the distance in the clear air, he could see the wake of a small boat fighting its way across the deadly bar that ran across the harbour mouth. The tide was about right and the boat swung on her anchor with her stern pointing downstream towards the low footbridge that crossed the tidal estuary.
“Come on dog,” he said to the sleeping fur ball lying at his feet. “Let’s go and catch us a couple of fish.” The fur ball leapt to his feet and ran around the house barking madly at everything in its path. While Barney began gathered his fishing gear the fur ball snapped and snarled at its own reflection in the window. His master needed his help and that damned dog outside stood in his way!
“It’s you you’re barking at, you mutt,” Barney chuckled, as he opened the ranch slider and stepped outside onto the veranda deck. The fur ball ran round the deck poking his head between the railings, barking at cats and flowers, and at the cars as they passed the front of the house.
Barney hauled on his sea boots, shaking his head at the demented dog’s antics.
“One of these days, it’s a dose of lead for you,” he laughed, as he stood up and shouldered the bag of fishing gear. The fur ball took no notice of the veiled threat as he stood with his paws on the low gate at the end of the veranda, barking at the clouds.
“Come on you hairy mutt, lets go,” Barney said, opening the gate to walk down the veranda steps.He began descending the brick stepped path through the overgrown slope of his front garden down to the road. The fur ball almost bowled his master over as he ran down the steps at full stretch in his mad rush to get to the footpath. “Steady on you idiot, you almost had me over then!” Barney shouted, as the soles of his sea boots skidded on the slick surface of the old wet bricks beneath his feet.
The fur ball charged across the road and down the grassy bank to the water’s edge. A small flock of wading birds were busily filtering the shallows in search of small crabs and sea snails. They lifted into the air in alarm as the fur ball charged at them with his teeth bared; barking so loudly that the seagulls flying in from across the bay to join in the feast, changed their minds and went elsewhere to feed.
Barney finally reached the water’s edge and put down his fishing bag. He waded out until the seawater almost lapped the top of his boots, and felt around for his anchor. The fur ball ran around yapping and splashing while Barney steadily pulled the boat into the shallows.The boat’s keel gently ran aground on the thick shell bank allowing the fur ball to leap over the bow and into the centre of the boat. He stood there while he shook the water from his waterlogged coat in a fine spray of mist that caught the sun’s rays, creating a brief rainbow.
Barney returned to the shore, retrieved his fishing bag, and then waded back to the boat. The fur ball took up his customary position lying on the seat that was part of the stern sheets of the boat with his tongue hanging out from pure exhaustion.
Barney pushed the boat back into deeper water and leapt aboard. He fished around beneath the central thwart and lifted the pair of oars from their customary position. Pushing the oarlocks into their holes in both gunwales, he slid the oars into place and readied himself for the task ahead. He wiped his hands and rolled himself a smoke, lit it, and positioned the oars for the first long pull to get the boat underway under the steady power of the two oars’ blades. The boat began sliding effortlessly through the water.
The fur ball sat up and looked over the side of the boat. There was that damned dog again, and now he was on his master’s boat! He ran under Barney’s arms, knocking one of the oars free from his hands. He stood with both his front paws on the bow barking like a demented banshee. That damned dog was still on the boat! How was he going to get rid of it? The only dog allowed on his master’s boat was him! Shaking his head Barney reached over the side, retrieved the oar from the water and resumed rowing. The fur ball was totally perplexed! His master didn’t seem the least bit concerned that another dog was somewhere on board. It was time to find the stowaway and make him walk the plank!
He turned and walked back between Barney’s sea boots, sniffing in the spaces between the strakes and the ribs. No, he wasn’t there. Perhaps he was beneath the floorboards. He scratched at the wooden twist toggle that held the floorboards down, with his paw. Success – the toggle turned on its screw and he began scratching at the floorboards, shoving his nose under in search of the elusive stowaway. Barney just shook his head again at the dog’s antics as he shifted the position of his feet out of the hairy mutt’s way.
The fur ball got his whole head under the floorboards and pushed them to one side. No, the stowaway was definitely not there! Perhaps he was behind his master; stowaways were notoriously tricky after all! He crawled beneath Barney’s backside on the central thwart. Aha! The stowaway must be in the stern sheets – there was nowhere else to hide! He had the stowaway cornered now for certain. He curled his lips and showed his teeth as he let out a low growl while staring beneath the seat. He sniffed cautiously at his master’s fishing bag, gingerly pushing it open with his wet nose. Sniff, sniff, sniff – no, not in there either! He shoved the bag to one side and sniffed around in the shadows beneath the stern sheets – nothing! He backed out from under the seat, climbed back on top of it and sadly lay down with his head between his paws. He was totally ashamed. He had failed his master!
Barney reached his favourite fishing spot, threw the small anchor over the side, and watched the anchor rope slide over the gunwale. He shipped his oars, stowing them back beneath the thwart, and reached back for his bag and his hand line. The soft plop of the weighted fishing line roused the fur ball. He sat up panting in the warmth of the sun, while he cocked his head to watch his master holding the fishing line, waiting for a nibble from below.
The fur ball yawned, stretched, and then lay down once more to doze in the sun, sheltered from the wind by the sides of the boat. Barney put a loop of the line around one finger and began rolling himself another smoke. The line moved once, twice, three times, then nothing. The fur ball opened one eye.
“Think we’ve got a bite, dog,” Barney said quietly, as he felt for vibrations on the line.The fur ball sat up, staring at his master’s hand and the thin fishing line. The line went taught. Barney gave it a strong jerk and began pulling it in.
“We’ve got one dog, we’ve got one,” Barney smiled. The fur ball leapt across the boat and stood looking over the side. That damned stowaway was back and now he was trying to steal his master’s fish!
That night in the pub Barney stood at the bar with his mates having a beer, telling them about his day’s fishing with the fur ball lying at his feet on the cold bar room floor.
“Bloody stupid mutt saw his own reflection in the water and dived over the side. The stupid bugger swallowed half the bay and puked most of it into my boots when I dragged him back on board!” Barney said, as his mates roared with laughter. The fur ball just lay there totally dejected with his head between his paws; completely unable to understand why his master was so ungrateful. After all, he had finally got rid of the fish-stealing stowaway!